kindlingonfire:

Yeah

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leehttuce:

thesecretuncle:

120000-ants-deactivated20210730:

WAIT

HOL UP

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ahamkaracature:

rhyss-puffs:

ahamkaracature:

Even me?

DID I STUTTER?

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sufficientlylargen:

huffylemon:

You just poke a small hole in the plastic wrap and microwave the whole thing for about five minutes.

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maryaustria:

youaremyeverlovin:

great new tumblr glitch where all ads are now replaced with “snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese”

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pangur-and-grim:

a collection of items on my mantle

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lord-meme-us:

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thoughtportal:

box car sluts

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pocketss:

mmm soob

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fluttershywheresheshouldntbe:

identifying-cleaning-products:

fluttershywheresheshouldntbe:

Hanging out with Fluttermop

Rubbermaid® 60" Invader Side Gate Wood Mop Handle, Yellow - FGH116000000

Microfiber Kentucky Mop Loop/Taped Pink

Huh

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cheeeryos:

timemachineyeah:

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clementimetodie:

vajracchedika:

🥹

reblog to kill it faster

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, “Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather.” Those questions aren’t monetizable.

So they didn’t want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you’d tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. “spying on everyone couldn’t make enough money :(” like what

they aren’t losing money on the product itself they’re losing money they wanted to make after selling it lmao boo fuckin hoo

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akashicrecord:

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

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no-visitors:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

foxmulderswaifu5ever:

dankxsinatra:

oh this fucks severely

Lawd

According to the comments, the band is known as Chili Dawg and the Pound. This guy is 23 years old. He was performing in Nashville, TN, at Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge. He was booked on a DUI more or less right after this gig.

The song is a cover: “Beer Never Broke My Heart” by Luke Combs

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blueaubrey:

blueaubrey:

First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son

He’s just a baby boy…!

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